THE BERT SHOW & NUTS IN THE MORNING Archives

Of course, you know what you’re eating. The ingredient label tells you the truth…right? Wrong! Well, sort of. Yesterday, Cassie told us that beaver butt secretions are used in certain food flavorings! Today, she’s...

As a parent, you want the best for your child. You want them to strive and go out into the world with confidence. In this case, this father thought it was best to force...

A few months ago, her friend introduced her to a guy she had a MAJOR crush on. The two exchanged numbers and have talked EVERY DAY since. Here’s the problem: he lives eight hours...

Earlier this week, ten people were killed in a mass shooting at a grocery store in Boulder, Colorado. This news was devastating, and for the last 48 hours, Bert has been dreading discussing this...

You’re in your apartment, and you hear something strange in the hallway. You check to see what’s going on, but no one is in the hallway. A few minutes, later you realize you forgot...

List of the Most Stressful Parts of 2020 Is there anyone out there who DIDN’T find this septic-tank-of-a-year stressful? Two-thirds of us have had a personal crisis at some point this year. And 7...

Pepsi Is Now Selling “Cocoa” Cola Pepsi just announced a new product called Pepsi “Cocoa” Cola. That’s C-O-C-O-A, not C-O-C-A. It’s Pepsi with a hint of a chocolate and marshmallow flavor. They announced Pepsi...

The Bert Show – 11/18/2020 You meet a guy on Tinder, and you two hit it off. After a few days later, he asks for your Snapchat account. You find out his full name...

Michael B. Jordan Is “People” Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive “People” magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2020 is . . . MICHAEL B. JORDAN. The issue comes out on Friday. https://www.instagram.com/p/CHuDbKnA3G1/?utm_source=ig_embed Michael says, quote, “It’s...